Harvey's Almanac of
Welcome to H's Almanac of Microsoft Access ENGINEERING. There are plenty of wonderful books on PROGRAMMING, but little on the Software Engineering aspects of this wonderful development language.
ENGINEERING : The discipline dealing with the art or science of applying scientific knowledge (programming) to practical problems (applications).
You may know me from my block-busting movie "Harvey", co-starring Jimmy Stewart, and my later role on "Johnny Darko". To be honest, there is not much work for Pookas, no matter how beautiful and talented we are. So, whilst I sit here in my tattered robe and hair-net, sipping my way through a crate of Vodka and Toilet-Duck martinis and listening to Acid House on my wind-up gramophone, I await a call from my agent. He hasn't rung for a while, so I like I supplement my acting career by developing Microsoft Access applications, mainly for large companies.
